Sunscreen, Sarcasm, and the Science of Not Burning Your Butt

Let’s Go!

Bare, Bold, and Burned by the Sun

What happens when a suburban Pacific Northwest woman takes off her clothes, keeps her humor intact, and accidentally learns more about herself than she planned?

Meet Kristin Williams. She is thirty eight, mildly sunburned, emotionally curious, armed with very strong opinions about sunscreen, and completely done apologizing for having a body that exists in public. From desert lakes to European nude beaches to awkward car rides and backyard dinners, this book is a laugh out loud, first person journey through nude living, friendship, confidence, and the chaos that comes with being honest in your own skin.

Told through candid stories and lived moments, this book blends nudist education with sharp humor, self reflection, and deeply relatable experiences. Kristin navigates social rules no one writes down, friendships that get messy, boundaries that get tested, and the strange freedom that shows up when you stop managing how you look for other people.

This is not a guide to looking perfect. It is a record of figuring things out in real time.

Inside you will find
• Unfiltered stories from nude beaches, resorts, and everyday life
• Practical nudist etiquette explained through experience, not lectures
• Friendship dynamics that are complicated, funny, and very human
• Honest reflections on body image, aging, confidence, and self acceptance
• A bold, personal voice that values laughter over perfection

Perfect for readers curious about nudism, body acceptance, or anyone who enjoys humor grounded in real life, this book celebrates freedom, connection, and the relief that comes from letting go of shame.

Come for the stories. Stay for the honesty. Leave feeling a little lighter.