Spank Me

Spank Me Disgraced ex-cop Gleason runs an elite fetish and sex club known as Discreet Hosts serving the richest and most powerful citizens of LA. When famous action film star Darren Cross is kidnapped, all fingers point to Gleason. Why? Because everybody hates his guts… Even his own attorney, Beauregard O. Gilpenny. Gleason’s only option is to solve the case himself, even though a renegade mercenary force, numerous crazed celebrities, and the LAPD are determined to take him out in the process. Luckily when you have the dirt on the highest icons of society, a belt fed machine gun, and a laid back Hip-Hop DJ on your side, those odds aren’t that big of a problem. Trigger Warnings: Bad guys use disparaging terms Violence Excessive gunfighting Hot chicks Prostitutes Trucks Fights Drinking Swearing Mercenaries and much, much more