So You Wanna Date a Nudist?

Bless Your Heart (and Your Buns) Honey!

Welcome to the wild, weird, and wonderfully exposed world of naked dating, where the only thing between you and romance is a well-placed towel and a sense of humor.

In this hilariously honest guide-meets-memoir, Kristin Williams (a 38-year-old Pacific Northwest gal with a Volvo, a Persian cat named Donna, and absolutely no time for pants) pulls back the curtain (and everything else) on what it’s really like to date while nude.

From first-date jiggle tests and nude beach faux pas, to meeting boyfriends’ moms who think she’s in a cult (spoiler: she’s not, but if she were, there’d be snacks), Kristin dishes out side-splitting stories and actual solid advice for anyone brave enough to love a nudist...or be one.

Inside these gloriously bare pages, you’ll learn:

• How to survive a booty call without underwear (hint: bring snacks, lube, and a towel… not necessarily in that order)

• What to wear when you’re wearing nothing

• How not to be a creepy little pervert at your first nudist mixer

• And who the hell pays for dinner when you don’t even have pockets

Filled with raunchy wit, folksy charm, and more exposed truth than a hot springs after happy hour, So You Wanna Date a Nudist? is the towel-friendly, laugh-out-loud book you didn’t know you needed.

Perfect for the curious, the open-minded, the clothing-optional, or anyone who's ever wondered, “Do my thighs clap too loud to be loved?”

Spoiler: They don’t. And neither do yours.

Read it fully clothed.
Read it naked.
Just don’t read it on a leather chair without a towel. You’ve been warned.