Shooting a Gun Naked!

Yes, I Did It, and You Can Too!

She’s a liberal, naked, and armed. What could go wrong?

This is the riotous, unfiltered tale of one woman who just wanted a peaceful nudist lifestyle but instead found herself dodging mosquitoes with a shotgun, arguing with her conservative boyfriends over Gavin Newsom, and somehow becoming a crack shot with everything from a Beretta to a Winchester lever-action. Accidentally.

What’s inside this absolutely unhinged journey:

• A spa fart so powerful it got her banned and landed her in the arms of a cop named Officer Farmer

• Naked camping trips, armed and itchy, where the only thing deadlier than her aim was the swarm of bugs chasing her butt

• The moment she stripped down, picked up an HK USP .45, and outshot a man named Larry who brought Domino’s and shame

• Gun counters, confused salesmen, and the eternal question: “What’s the best handgun for a nude woman with commitment issues?”

• The silver Walther PPK/S that made her feel like Bond, if Bond preferred Pinot and shouting at pinecones

She never wanted a gun. She just wanted snacks and naps and a man who wouldn’t poop with the door open. But life had other plans. Now she’s fully nude, politically blue, and has better aim than most ex-Marines on a Tinder date.

You’ll laugh, you’ll cringe, and you’ll probably question your own hobbies. This is nudist chaos at its most armed and dangerous.