Self-Improve for Me

Your Gains, My Gains

De: B. Leever

Narrado por: Virtual Voice

Tired of the same old self-help advice? Dr. B. Leever’s Self-Improve for Me flips the script with the ultimate reverse self-help guide. Here, you’ll learn how to improve your life in all the wrong ways, while Dr. Leever pockets the cash.

Inside, you'll discover how to:

• Cultivate “Healthy Habits” by embracing late-night pizza binges and social media marathons. Who needs sleep when you’re “performing” all night?

• Master Time Management by saying “yes” to everything, filling your calendar with back-to-back meetings, and hoarding productivity apps you’ll never open.

• Build Strong Relationships by interrupting others, keeping score of favors, and creating emotional chaos.

• Boost Self-Esteem by comparing yourself to the worst examples and inflating your ego to dangerous levels.

• Achieve Financial Freedom by maxing out credit cards and chasing questionable “get-rich” schemes. While you’re sinking into debt, Dr. Leever’s bank account grows.

This book is a guide to gloriously misguided success. But between the chaotic advice, you’ll find hidden nuggets of actual wisdom. If you can spot them, that is.

Will you follow Dr. Leever’s plan for self-sabotage, or will you decode the hidden clues for real transformation? Either way, Dr. Leever wins.

Disclaimer:
Dr. B. Leever is not a real doctor. This book is satire. Any useful tips are purely accidental—because even a broken clock gets it right twice a day.