Self-Defense Against Vampires

De: JA Kahn

Narrado por: Virtual Voice

Could you kill your wife to save her soul?
Trust me, it's a far bigger problem than you might think.

But fear not, that's what this book is for. For what you have here is the ultimate guide to fending off vampires, and where it's too late, taking the plunge and displaying the ultimate show of affection — hint: it involves a mallet and stake!

Indeed, all over the world, vampires are stepping out from the shadows, shattering lives and leaving a trail of mysterious disappearances or horrifying transformations in their wake. People are now being forced to accept the terrifying truth that these creatures are real and on the hunt. So what will you do the night you get that unwanted knock on your front door?

Here's a short summary of what you will learn:
- Identify a vampire before it’s too late.
- Create improvised weapons from everyday household objects.
- Navigate the psychological warfare of the undead.
- Protect your home and loved ones from unwanted, rude nocturnal visitations.

Packed with chilling anecdotes, practical strategies, and step-by-step instructions, Self-Defense Against Vampires is more than a survival manual — it’s a lifeline. Whether you’re a skeptic or a believer, this book will make you question what you thought you knew about the night.

So, as darkness descends, will you be ready?

Reviews from other stores:

"...a great book for vampire lovers and aspiring vampire hunters... There are so many great elements of this book... this was one of the best books I've read this year." (fangfreakintasticreviews.com)

"Don't take this book too seriously.... It comes recommended by one Harker, J, who says it offers: "practical, sincere and damned effective advice, I would hate to be a vampire knowing this book is out there! You can stake your life on it!" (murdermayhemandmore.wordpress.com)

"...a very interesting concept. It's a fictional novel that reads as a possible textbook or self-help book. It skilfully takes jabs at popular vampire romance (the Twilight series especially) and pokes fun at individuals who may have contemplated becoming a vampire..." (Amazon review)

"...such a fun read. Written by the World Famous Vampire Hunter, Dr J.A. Kahn, this book serves as a witty, dare I say cheeky, encyclopaedia of everything you will ever need to know about vampires..." (Amazon review)

"Witty and humorous.... definitely the most fascinating take on the vampire myth that I have read. This fictional narrative is written as a self-help book for people in the event that they may need to battle a vampire..." (Kayla Krantz - author of Dead by Morning series)

“Sarcastic, rude, full-on in-your-face, and great fun.” (H.K.)