Schnitzeldorf Chronicles

De: Hieronymus Schitzolini

Narrado por: Klein Fiasco

When the gates of polished horn opened above his plague-bed, Hieronymus Schitzolini feverishly ink-feathered these Schnitzel-visions, posthumously collected here in this slim tome of doom-crack brilliance.

Across the tapestry of these yarns, you'll explore Schnitzeldorf, from high atop Hellhorn through the Teufelswald to where the fish-road cuts the coast at the Peitschkopp and even to a cosmic Schninsel in addition to the far outreaches of Forkborg and Blutbach. From the reign of King Dinsk and Queen Farnooti and their overthrow to the rule of King Mafis and Queen Margwon to the era of Queen Barsnooti, Schnitzeldorf Chronicles traverses the time-weave of several generations. Guzzle Mutti-mead at Sister Daghilde's tavern. Nibble some roast kid (don't worry, it's goat) with the Creep of Hellhorn. Whiff Till's cheese sculpture of a Warax. Backstroke in Mummelsee with Kooti under the silver moon. Play who's got the haunch bone now with the Ruddy Cheeks. Join hands with Mother Vuldilda. But beware of Ol' Red Head. He's never dead.

©2022 Peter Ellis (P)2022 Peter Ellis