SECRET SANTA

(A weary Santa, a snarky elf, and one undercover semester where saving Christmas means going viral, fixing family, and proving real magic still beats the algorithm)

De: N.P. POLLACK

Narrado por: Virtual Voice

Santa’s on probation. The algorithm’s out for his job. And Christmas just got weird.

After a disastrous holiday season with a 90 percent return rate, Santa Claus is summoned by the Pantheon of Perpetual Wonder, the mythic HR department of all fictional beings, and told he’ll be replaced by the sleek new AI, NOEL-1, unless global belief climbs above 70 percent before Christmas Eve.

Determined to prove that human magic still matters, Santa goes undercover at his estranged daughter Joy’s suburban high school as “Nick Chrisman,” a 300-year-old legend disguised as a very confused gap-decade transfer student.

With his snarky elf sidekick Twitchet, viral-hungry classmates, and a suspicious teacher named Holly Berry, Santa must learn teenage slang, navigate TikTok drama, survive a winter formal, and rediscover what Christmas was always meant to be, before Jack Frost freezes the holiday for good.

Zany, warm, and full of heart, SECRET SANTA is Elf meets 21 Jump Street with a dose of digital chaos, a holiday comedy about showing up, second chances, and believing in the messy magic of being human.

The world’s oldest legend just joined homeroom!

story was good but the writing was not.

this would have been a good story, but the author used similes in just about every other sentence. everything they wrote was "like a this" or "like a that." it was annoying and distracting to the point where I could not finish the story