Quantum Sock Mismatch Mayhem
The Absurd Quantum Chronicles
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Quantum Sock Mismatch Mayhem
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Gordon Greenhill
When MIT physicist Dr. Velcro Threadbare builds a Sock Singularity Engine to solve the mystery of missing socks, she accidentally tears a hole in the fabric of reality—literally.
Now socks across the multiverse have gained sentience, and they're not happy. The matched wage war against the unmatched. A pug named Sir Barksalot becomes the Sock Pope, preaching liberation through deliberate mispairing. Criminal flamingo syndicates trade in celebrity sock radiation. And somewhere in the chaos, Velcro's own lucky argyle has become a revolutionary leader fighting for the right to remain eternally single.
As interdimensional sock conflicts threaten to unravel existence itself, Velcro must navigate bureaucratic lint traps, compression sock mafias, and her unexpected romance with a philosophical cashmere blend named, well, Cashmere. She'll discover that the universe's greatest secret isn't why socks disappear—it's that they were never meant to match in the first place.
Quantum Sock Mismatch Mayhem is a riotously inventive journey through the metaphysics of laundry, where every missing sock has a story, every pair is a prison, and the only way to save reality is to embrace the beautiful chaos of being perpetually, perfectly unmatched.
"A brilliant feat of comic imagination that will forever change how you look at your sock drawer—and possibly the nature of existence itself."
©2025 Brian Dale Babiak MD (P)2025 Brian Dale Babiak MD