Press 0 for Pain A Customer Service Guide for People Who’ve Already Given Up
Dry Humor and Sarcasm for Surviving Calls, Chatbots, and Corporate Nonsense
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Press 0 for Pain A Customer Service Guide for People Who’ve Already Given Up
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Customer service is broken. This is your survival guide.
Drowning in endless hold music? Fighting chatbots with attitude? Press 0 for Pain is the sarcastic, laugh-out-loud handbook for anyone who’s ever just wanted a human… and got transferred instead.
Still on hold? Good. You’ll have time to read this.
From the hilariously burned-out brain of Tank B. Empty comes a sarcastic survival guide for anyone who’s ever tried to get help—and found themselves trapped in an endless loop of hold music, bots, and bad transfers.
Press 0 for Pain delivers:
Real-life support fiascos (mattress delivery, anyone?)
Too-accurate fake transcripts & chatbot chats
Customer Service Bingo + a Flowchart of Futility
A printable Certificate of Survival you’ll genuinely earn
This book won’t fix your problem. But it will make you laugh, scream into a pillow, and feel like someone finally understands.