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Ed Robinson
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Ed Robinson's first book, Leap of Faith/Quit Your Job and Live on a Boat, was an Amazon best seller in multiple categories. Now he's back with this hilarious look at the nautical lifestyle. From Poop to Booze to Bikinis, he covers the funnier side of the issues encountered by boaters all of types. With chapters like Signs You Live on a Boat, Stupid People on Rental Equipment, and Zombies Can't Swim, you'll find plenty of laughs. There's even a chapter for Tim Dorsey fans.
If you are a liveaboard, cruiser, weekender, wannabe boater, have boating friends, or are just a fan of Ed Robinson's wit, you will enjoy this light hearted romp through many maritime topics.
©2013 Ed Robinson (P)2014 Ed RobinsonLos oyentes también disfrutaron...
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Trawler Trash: Confessions of a Boat Bum (Volume 1)
- De: Ed Robinson
- Narrado por: Michael D. Naftel Jr.
- Duración: 4 h y 55 m
- Versión completa
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General4.5 out of 5 stars 140
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Narración:4 out of 5 stars 129
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Historia4.5 out of 5 stars 127
Introducing a new anti-hero. Meade Breeze lives on the far outskirts of society with no visible means of support. He survives on his wits and a meager income derived from selling home-grown dope to suburban housewives and home-brewed rum to bums in the park. He's also on the run from his past misdeeds. He fears it will all catch up with him someday, so he stays on the move aboard his classic trawler. Explore the Gulf Coast Islands, Florida Keys, and the Bahamas with Breeze, but keep one eye over your shoulder.
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5 out of 5 stars
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great story
- De tlw en 10-27-15
De: Ed Robinson
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The Untold Story of Kim
- De: Ed Robinson
- Narrado por: DJ Holte
- Duración: 2 h y 36 m
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General4.5 out of 5 stars 12
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Narración:5 out of 5 stars 10
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Historia5 out of 5 stars 10
Bestselling nonfiction author Ed Robinson brings you a powerful true story of one woman's triumph over pain. It will lead you to hate doctors, lawyers, and insurance companies. By the time you finish, you'll have fallen in love with Kim. This deeply inspiring tale is destined to become the most important book ever written about chronic pain and pain management in today's healthcare environment. They say that love conquers all. This book is the best example in decades.
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5 out of 5 stars
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great story
- De Amazon Customer en 12-01-16
De: Ed Robinson
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Coastal Breeze
- Bluewater Breeze, Book 1
- De: Ed Robinson
- Narrado por: Charles Constant
- Duración: 5 h y 24 m
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Narración:4.5 out of 5 stars 45
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Historia4.5 out of 5 stars 45
Breeze is made an offer he can't refuse. A three-million-dollar yacht is his for the taking, but there are strings attached. He's sent to Panama to repossess the vessel from its current captain, who becomes an unlikely ally during a mission to Colombia. He desperately wants to get home to Florida, but the return trip is fraught with problems and complicated by the uneasy relationship with his passenger. Any attempt to come to terms with the loss of his lover must wait for the completion of the journey.
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5 out of 5 stars
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excellent narrator
- De Kelly en 09-06-20
De: Ed Robinson
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Banner Elk Breeze
- Mountain Breeze Series, Book 1
- De: Ed Robinson
- Narrado por: Timothy G Little
- Duración: 5 h y 55 m
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General4.5 out of 5 stars 39
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Narración:4 out of 5 stars 34
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Historia4.5 out of 5 stars 34
Breeze escapes his demons in Florida by moving to the Blue Ridge Mountains of North Carolina. He and Brody are settling into their new life when he stumbles onto a plot of marijuana plants on public land. Knowing a thing or two about growing weed, Breeze befriends the mysterious mountain man tending to the crop. When his new friend is killed, he tries to help law enforcement solve the crime. When the authorities prove reluctant, he is forced to take matters into his own hands.
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3 out of 5 stars
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A derailment of a good series
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De: Ed Robinson
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Boating Safety AudioLearn
- Complete Audio Course for Boating Safety License and Boater Certification Exam!
- De: AudioLearn Content Team
- Narrado por: Lon Harris
- Duración: 11 h y 45 m
- Versión completa
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General4.5 out of 5 stars 19
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Narración:4.5 out of 5 stars 17
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Historia4 out of 5 stars 16
Developed by experienced professors and professionally narrated for easy listening, this course is a valuable tool when preparing for your boating safety license and certification exam. The audio is focused and high-yield, covering the most important topics you need to know to succeed on your exam. The material is accurate, up-to-date, and broken down into bite-sized chapters. There are quizzes and key takeaways sections following each chapter to review questions commonly tested and drive home key points.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Great information easy to listen to Great narrator
- De tlw en 06-04-19
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- De: Matthew Rief
- Narrado por: Adam Riley
- Duración: 6 h y 47 m
- Versión completa
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General4 out of 5 stars 208
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Historia4.5 out of 5 stars 183
In 1521, the Aztec treasure, considered to be the greatest ever assembled, vanished from the capitol city of Tenochtitlan. Almost five centuries later, former Navy SEAL Logan Dodge finds a mysterious gold coin off of a secret ledge in the Florida Keys. When he learns the origin of the coin, he goes on a mission to find and secure the treasure for the people of Mexico. But he’s not the only one who’s caught the scent of gold. A notorious Mexican drug cartel known as Black Venom is right on his heels and will stop at nothing to take the treasure for themselves.
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3 out of 5 stars
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Needs to work on terminology
- De Michael en 09-01-20
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Trawler Trash: Confessions of a Boat Bum (Volume 1)
- De: Ed Robinson
- Narrado por: Michael D. Naftel Jr.
- Duración: 4 h y 55 m
- Versión completa
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General4.5 out of 5 stars 140
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Narración:4 out of 5 stars 129
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Historia4.5 out of 5 stars 127
Introducing a new anti-hero. Meade Breeze lives on the far outskirts of society with no visible means of support. He survives on his wits and a meager income derived from selling home-grown dope to suburban housewives and home-brewed rum to bums in the park. He's also on the run from his past misdeeds. He fears it will all catch up with him someday, so he stays on the move aboard his classic trawler. Explore the Gulf Coast Islands, Florida Keys, and the Bahamas with Breeze, but keep one eye over your shoulder.
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5 out of 5 stars
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great story
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The Untold Story of Kim
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- Duración: 2 h y 36 m
- Versión completa
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General4.5 out of 5 stars 12
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Narración:5 out of 5 stars 10
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Historia5 out of 5 stars 10
Bestselling nonfiction author Ed Robinson brings you a powerful true story of one woman's triumph over pain. It will lead you to hate doctors, lawyers, and insurance companies. By the time you finish, you'll have fallen in love with Kim. This deeply inspiring tale is destined to become the most important book ever written about chronic pain and pain management in today's healthcare environment. They say that love conquers all. This book is the best example in decades.
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5 out of 5 stars
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great story
- De Amazon Customer en 12-01-16
De: Ed Robinson
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Coastal Breeze
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- De: Ed Robinson
- Narrado por: Charles Constant
- Duración: 5 h y 24 m
- Versión completa
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General4.5 out of 5 stars 52
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Narración:4.5 out of 5 stars 45
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Historia4.5 out of 5 stars 45
Breeze is made an offer he can't refuse. A three-million-dollar yacht is his for the taking, but there are strings attached. He's sent to Panama to repossess the vessel from its current captain, who becomes an unlikely ally during a mission to Colombia. He desperately wants to get home to Florida, but the return trip is fraught with problems and complicated by the uneasy relationship with his passenger. Any attempt to come to terms with the loss of his lover must wait for the completion of the journey.
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5 out of 5 stars
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excellent narrator
- De Kelly en 09-06-20
De: Ed Robinson
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Banner Elk Breeze
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- Duración: 5 h y 55 m
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General4.5 out of 5 stars 39
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Narración:4 out of 5 stars 34
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Historia4.5 out of 5 stars 34
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3 out of 5 stars
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A derailment of a good series
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General4.5 out of 5 stars 19
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Narración:4.5 out of 5 stars 17
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Historia4 out of 5 stars 16
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5 out of 5 stars
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Historia4.5 out of 5 stars 183
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3 out of 5 stars
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Needs to work on terminology
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The Good Stuff
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Barbarian Days
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Finding and identifying a pirate ship is the hardest thing to do under the sea. But two men—John Chatterton and John Mattera—are willing to risk everything to find the Golden Fleece, the ship of the infamous pirate Joseph Bannister. At large during the Golden Age of Piracy in the seventeenth century, Bannister should have been immortalized in the lore of the sea—his exploits more notorious than Blackbeard’s, more daring than Kidd’s. But his story, and his ship, have been lost to time.
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Man’s struggle against the sea is a theme that has created some of the world’s most exciting stories. Now, in the tradition of Moby Dick comes a New York Times best seller destined to become a modern classic. Written by journalist Sebastian Junger, The Perfect Storm combines an intimate portrait of a small fishing crew with fascinating scientific data about boats and weather systems.
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HILARIOUS
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Seraffyn's Oriental Adventure
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3 out of 5 stars
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Blown Away
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At middle age, Herb and Nancy Payson decided they needed a change. Why not give up life on shore, quit their jobs in the smoky nightclubs of Los Angeles, and take up the cruising life? In Sea Foam, their 36-foot ketch, the Paysons and their large brood of teenage children cruised the Pacific for six and a half years. They experienced a certain amount of stark terror, but their delights far outbalanced the drawbacks. This special 35th anniversary edition is enhanced with a foreword by Lin Pardey, plus Herb's reflections on how cruising affected his children and his relationship with his determined, lifelong partner/wife Nancy.
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4 out of 5 stars
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good book
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Seven at Sea
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- Narrado por: George Newbern, Erica Sullivan
- Duración: 8 h y 35 m
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Erik and Emily skillfully reveal that it is possible to live big on a shoestring budget while giving their family an astonishing education in adventure, creativity, purpose, and grit. Told alternately by Erik and Emily, Seven at Sea is a portrait of a captivating and resilient family and a celebration of the courage it takes to head for something over the horizon.
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1 out of 5 stars
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Interesting story, good narration, annoying characters
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Time Bandit
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- De: Andy Hillstrand, Johnathan Hillstrand, Malcolm MacPherson
- Narrado por: William Dufris
- Duración: 7 h y 19 m
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Historia4.5 out of 5 stars 68
The Time Bandit is the fishing vessel that Andy and Johnathan Hillstrand use to hook the "deadliest catch", Alaskan king crabs and opilio crabs, in the Bering Sea, a dangerous body of water that can steal years from a fisherman's life. In pursuit of their daily catch, the brothers brave ice floes and heaving 60-foot waves, gusting winds of 80 miles per hour, unwieldy and unpredictable half-ton steel crab traps, and an injury rate of almost 100-percent.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Much Better Then I Had Expected
- De Andrew H. Hochheimer en 09-04-08
De: Andy Hillstrand, y otros
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Imperfect Passage
- A Sailing Story of Vision, Terror, and Redemption
- De: Michael Cosgrove
- Narrado por: Peter Powlus
- Duración: 9 h y 54 m
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General4 out of 5 stars 127
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Michael Cosgrove had a beautiful family, a successful career, and a lovely Southern California home overlooking the Pacific Ocean. At the age sixty, he decided to leave that all behind to sail around the world. In spite of his romanticized vision of rugged individualism and salty tales to share with his grandchildren, Cosgrove quickly realizes that sailing around the world isn’t going to be as easy as he’d imagined.
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1 out of 5 stars
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Disappointing
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Boat Girl
- A Memoir of Youth, Love, and Fiberglass
- De: Melanie Neale
- Narrado por: Lia Frederick
- Duración: 9 h
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General4.5 out of 5 stars 29
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Boat Girl is the heartbreaking memoir of growing up aboard a sailboat. Throughout the 1980's and 90's, Melanie's family lived aboard a 47-foot sailboat, spending their summers along the US East Coast and their winters in the Bahamas. But the cruising life was not all fun in the sun. The family had to work hard to pay for their way of life. They dodged hurricanes, overzealous federal agents and bullying land-kids. And they endured a boatload of family drama.
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5 out of 5 stars
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a remarkable story of a remarkable lady.
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- Wil
- 02-14-23
If you’re a boater it rocks!
I feel like you need to actually be a boater to appreciate this book. Better yet if you are a live aboard - my dream is to do this, so I enjoy Ed’s books. They are very realistic to what actually happens in real boating life even though they are not necessarily meant to be guides.
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- Kelly
- 11-23-15
It's ok
He's got some dry humor. He quotes a little bit of Jimmy Buffett music. He covers a wide range of boating info and some of it is pretty funny. Poop is gross and tmi, we really don't care what they do with it! lol.
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- daniel
- 04-21-18
entertaining
loved it, good information mixed with humor. looking forward to reading more of this author.
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- Sarah Leslie
- 06-13-16
Nice collection of stories.
This is a quick audio book, but should he entertaining to any who would like to live on a boat. Great value for the price
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- David
- 01-15-18
DO NOT Waste your time!
This book was a horribly plagiarized, senseless conglomeration of other people’s song lyrics, narratives, etc. It is blatantly obvious that the author just wanted to publish a book for the sake of selling a few thousand copies to make some pocket change. No professobal
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- SeanAB
- 10-18-19
This guy writes like a 7th grader
A slightly racist 7th grader that just took an entry level creative writing course wholistic discovered alcohol
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- Alexander Piquer
- 09-24-15
Great title, that's where it ends
Some fun and funny parts to this book but disappointing overall.
Excessive use of song lyrics (sometimes the full song) and repetitiveness made it seem like Robinson was filling in pages.
The material should have made for good stories but somehow most of it missed the mark. The Tim Dorsey chapter was particularly bizarre.
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