Oprah Winfrey Hates My Guts

A Holiday Romantic Comedy

Ronnie Mitchell Jr. is a successful fund manager in Chicago. Life could not be better. The love of his life is his business partner, Dana Nagy. Together they built a thriving investment fund. Ronnie is ready to take the next step, but Dana has other plans—plans she attributes to the advice of Oprah. Plans that lead to Dana’s tremendous success and Ronnie’s ruin. Watch Ronnie as he tries desperately to put the pieces of his life back together following one plan after another, each of which is unintentionally and miraculously doomed in some way by Oprah. When Ronnie finds a new love, and that too is taken away by Oprah, he loses his last grip on reality and goes to confront the goddess herself to get answers. What ensues is a hilarious Homeric adventure that eventually leads Ronnie not only to the answers he seeks, but to the truth he was missing about himself and needed desperately to learn.