NoClip Elena

Vol. 1: Tutorial Skip

Elena used to break games for a living.
Now reality is running a corrupted build—and she’s the only one who knows how to exploit it.

When the System drops, Elena wakes up with a glitched UI and a weapon that doesn’t just kill monsters. It deletes assets. Every swing tears chunks out of the world… and drains her Integrity—because her “mana” is her own existence.

Her first companion is the worst possible choice and the best possible survival tool: Mim, a sentient legendary hiking backpack with expensive taste, a filthy attitude, and the ability to swallow anything—from loot… to problems… to explosives.

Together with an unlikely tank—David, an accountant forcibly promoted into barbarian life (yes, his skill is [Tax Evasion])—Elena starts doing what she does best: abusing physics, weaponizing bad geometry, and breaking the rules faster than the System can patch them.

Because the Admin running this apocalypse—the Architect—isn’t here to “balance” the world. He’s here to sanitize it. And when he can’t delete Elena outright, he starts editing her piece by piece.

And the city is full of things that hunt the weak—like Packet Sniffers, cyber-beasts that eat you while you’re lagged and helpless.

NoClip Elena, Vol. 1: Tutorial Skip is a fast, funny, brutal LitRPG apocalypse with real progression, ridiculous loot, and “did that just happen?” set pieces. Inside you’ll find: A corrupted System where Integrity = survival Dungeon-crawl New York packed with glitches, lag, and broken physics A sentient backpack companion who will absolutely charge you for warmth Combat that rewards clever exploits over raw power Dark humor, strong language, and videogame-style violence Start the run. Skip the tutorial. Try not to delete yourself.