Neighbor Politics

Where I’m the Naked One and the Neighbor is Clothed!

De: Kristin Williams

Narrado por: Virtual Voice

A quiet suburban street outside Seattle. Perfect lawns. Watchful windows.
One woman living naked.
One neighbor named Regina who absolutely will not let that stand.

Kristin Williams just wanted to drink her coffee in peace, nude, calm, and on her own property. Enter Regina, a hyper organized, control loving neighbor armed with binoculars, notebooks, signs about decency, and a deep belief that one woman’s body could single handedly destroy property values and Western civilization.

What follows is a wildly escalating suburban cold war between Kristin and Regina that includes surveillance, passive aggressive gardening, mass text messages, neighborhood meetings, public lectures about morality, and a fart that becomes local legend. As Regina tightens her grip on her family, her lawn, and the narrative, Kristin refuses to shrink, cover up, or play along.

This book chronicles the absurd power struggle between autonomy and control. Regina becomes both antagonist and mirror, exposing how fear disguises itself as decency and how quickly “community standards” turn into social weapons.

This is not just a story about nudity.
It is a story about Regina.
And about every Regina who believes rules matter more than people.

Inside these pages you will find:

• A neighbor feud that spirals into full suburban warfare
• Regina’s escalating obsession with control and surveillance
• The politics of decency, property values, and moral panic
• Peace talks conducted without clothing
• A hard won truce that proves coexistence matters more than agreement

Outrageous, honest, and laugh out loud funny, this book is for anyone who has ever been shamed for being comfortable, judged for living differently, or targeted by someone who mistook control for virtue.

• Kristin stays naked.
• Regina stays Regina.
• The neighborhood never recovers.

And that is exactly the point.