My Life as Alien Monster Bait
The Incredible Worlds of Wally McDoogle, Book 2
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“Hollyweird” comes to Middletown! Wally’s a superstar! A movie company has chosen our hero to be eaten by their mechanical “Mutant from Mars!” It’s a close race as to which will consume Wally first - the disaster-plagued special-effects “monster” or his own out-of-control pride...until he learns the cost of true friendship and of God’s command for humility.
My Life as Alien Monster Bait keeps young listeners laughing while learning about who it really is who deserves “star treatment”.
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