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Neil Roy McFarlane
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A modern-day "fractured fairy tale" of flatulence, friendship, and fun!
People think Jupiter is the biggest gas giant in the solar system, but Tom knows better....
The story:
Tom is just an ordinary boy in an ordinary town until one day, he finds a dirty, old teapot. He gives it a rub, and out pops...the genie of the lamp!
Hurrah! Huzzah! And hip hip hooray!
Only it's not a genie; it's a giant. Tom was hoping for three wishes, but instead, he's lumbered with a hulking great lummox who turns out to be completely useless.
Isn't there anything for which this giant is good?
©2014 Neil Roy McFarlane (P)2018 Neil Roy McFarlaneLos oyentes también disfrutaron...
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