My Brain Has Left The Meeting

Surviving Corporate Life One Eye Roll at a Time!

Welcome to the Bureaucratic Thunderdome - where inboxes multiply, meetings devour hours, and HR is always watching (probably from behind a Ficus).

This isn’t another bland career guide. It’s a fluorescent-lit survival manifesto - part laugh-out-loud satire, part coping handbook. It’s for anyone who has ever typed “Happy Monday!” through clenched teeth while contemplating a fake fire drill.

Inside, you’ll discover:

🏢 Work-Life Balance: The tightrope walk between Zoom calls and toddler interruptions.

🤪 HR Decoded: Translation guides for “Let’s touch base” (lawyer up).

😛 Cubicle Culture: Why beige walls and snack politics can break the strongest spirit.

🖥️ Digital Hellscapes: From reply-all disasters to Slack channels nobody asked for.

📱 Performance Reviews: Corporate theater at its most awkward.

😁 Office Characters: From the Overlord Micromanager to the Phantom Emailer.

🥴 Celebrations, Supply Wars, and Corporate Retreats: Because nothing says “team bonding” like fighting over the last good stapler or falling during a trust exercise.

Recurring features include:

✅ HR to All Staff – Satirical memos you’ll swear came from your own office.

✅ Did You Know? – Quirky trivia perfect for dodging small talk.

✅ The Real Deal – Practical sanity-saving tips hidden between the jokes.

Whether you’re a battle-hardened office veteran or a wide-eyed newbie, this book will make you laugh, cringe, and mutter “too real” at least once per chapter.

So grab your world’s-okayest coffee mug, roll your eyes with pride, and prepare for a professionally ridiculous ride through the everyday circus of corporate life.

👉 Perfect for fans of The Office, over-caffeinated coworkers, and anyone who knows the true meaning of “let’s circle back.”

Let the eye rolls begin.