Middlemarch

A Sweary Classics Adaptation

De: Sweary Classics

Narrado por: Virtual Voice

Small town. Big dreams. Catastrophic marriages.

What's a Sweary Classic? The complete, unabridged original story—same plot, same characters, same emotional devastation—just translated into modern, hilarious, sweary language that doesn't require a literature degree to understand. Think: all the provincial drama, zero Victorian philosophizing.

Dorothea Brooke wants to change the world. She's smart, idealistic, and ready to dedicate her life to social reform—until she marries Reverend Casaubon, a dried-up old scholar whose life's work is a pointless encyclopedia called The Key to All Mythologies. Spoiler: it's garbage. Now Dorothea's stuck proofreading footnotes while her dreams rot.

Meanwhile, Dr. Lydgate arrives in Middlemarch with grand medical plans but falls for Rosamond Vincy, a social-climbing beauty who wants luxury she can't afford. Tertius promises her the world, but his hospital politics and her shopping addiction are bankrupting them both. And don't get started on Will Ladislaw, the hot artist who's complicating everything.

The stakes? Everyone's realizing too late that marriage in Middlemarch is less "happily ever after" and more "trapped forever." Dorothea faces scandal and heartbreak, Lydgate's career implodes, and the town's gossip machine ensures no one escapes unscathed. Will they learn from their mistakes, or will provincial life crush their ambitions completely?

If you love ensemble casts with intersecting disasters, smart women trapped by bad choices, biting social satire, and slow-burn scandals—this sweary retelling will have you yelling at characters who refuse to listen to reason.

Grab Sweary Classics: Middlemarch today and discover why this "study of provincial life" is secretly the messiest soap opera in literature—no 19th-century drainage reform lectures required!