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Uncle Amon
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Five fun Christmas stories, funny Christmas jokes, and more!
Merry Christmas! Your child will enjoy this cute Christmas audiobook full of fun stories and Christmas jokes. This is an excellent audiobook for early and beginning learners.
These stories are great for quick bedtime stories and cute tales to be listened to aloud with friends and family around the Christmas tree!
- Excellent for early and beginning learners
- Great for listening aloud with friends and family at home or school
- Christmas stories and adventures about Christmas
- Funny and hilarious Christmas jokes for kids
Story list and activities:
- "The Stocking"
- "The Problem with Christmas"
- "The Tree"
- "Can’t Fit Under the Tree"
- "Going to See Santa"
- "Christmas Jokes"
This children's audiobook is especially great for traveling, waiting rooms, riding in the car, listening during the holidays, and sharing with friends and family.
Funny Christmas jokes for kids:
Q: What Christmas carol do parents love the most?
A: Silent Night!
HAHA!
Q: What did the snowman say to his friend?
A: I think I smell carrots!
LOL!
Q: What are Santa’s helpers taught at an early age?
A: The elf-abet!
HAHA!
Your child will be entertained for hours! Download now to start listening immediately.
Merry Christmas!
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