Menopause Midlife & Murder

A Husband’s Survival Guide

De: Craig Fraley

Narrado por: Virtual Voice

This is a work of humor. Mother Nature, who likes to pass herself off as the mistress of merriment, is actually the maddening, misleading, monster of menstruation. If you’re married long enough one day you’ll ask “who kidnapped my wife and replaced her with this moody stranger?” The answer is Mother Nature herself. The metamorphosis does not happen over night. It can take years during a stage called perimenopause. What is perimenopause? It’s like going to a scary movie and having to watch a preview of the horrors you’re about to experience. Actually, your wife does the experiencing, and she is not afforded the dignity of going through this hell in private. You get to watch as she relives the nightmare of her teenage years which includes changing hormones causing: night sweats, itchy skin, mood swings, weight fluctuations, and zits. Plus she still gets to enjoy all the pleasantries of her periods. After years of this torment, how does Mother Nature repay her? By colliding her full-blown menopause with your midlife crises, which can result in murder! Thankfully you found MENOPAUSE, MIDLIFE & MURDER. THE HUSBAND’S SURVIVAL GUIDE. The menopause relief and support booklet.