Menopause

DO NOT BUY THIS BOOK if you're looking for a calm, clinical approach, medical guidance, or hormone therapy deep dives.

This book isn't polite. It's not gentle. And it definitely doesn't give a f*ck about your comfort zone.

If you're looking for soft advice and lavender-scented platitudes, put this down and back away slowly.

But if you're ready for the raw, unfiltered truth about menopause — the kind that says what everyone's thinking (in exactly those words) — welcome to the revolution.

MENOPAUSE: The Un-F*cking-Filtered Truth is not your mother's menopause book.

This is for the woman who:

• Woke up drenched and furious, wondering "Am I dying or just menopausal?"

• Forgot the word "house" mid-sentence and panicked it was dementia

• Fantasizes about a cabin in the woods where no one asks what's for dinner

• Is DONE being told to "just relax" or "try yoga"

• Wants the truth — not a sales pitch for supplements that don’t work

Inside this book you'll find:

✓ The hormonal chaos no one warned you about (and why it's not your fault)
✓ Why rage, grief, and brain fog are NORMAL (not signs you’re broken)
✓ How to survive when your body feels destroyed
✓ Real talk about sex, relationships, and reclaiming your power
✓ The sisterhood you didn’t know you needed (shoutout to the We Don’t Care Club)
✓ Zero apologies, maximum honesty, and a whole lot of profanity

Fair warning: This book contains unfiltered language, raw truth, and enough rage to power a small city. If you’re offended by the word fck,* this isn’t for you.

But if you’re ready to stop shrinking, start roaring, and burn down every rule that no longer fits?

🔥 Light the match. This is your manifesto. 🔥