Matzo Ball

WARNING: This is not a family-friendly novel. It is appallingly offensive. It contains graphic violence, midgets, hookers, fighting, sex, weapons and lots of foul language. You have been fairly warned: When members of the all-Jewish outlaw motorcycle club, "The Jew Boys On Harleys" are featured on the cover of L.A. Magazine, club president Steve Silverstein already had enough on his plate. But now his pistol-packing Bubbe and her 140 lb. Rottweiler "Matzo Ball" are missing, his vice president Marty "The Schmuck" Blumenfeld won't stop screwing around with the high dollar call girls they're supposed to be protecting, and a knife-wielding Filipino midget assassin appears to be targeting the rest of the Jew Boys. And to make matters worse: Steve just got diagnosed with an enlarged prostate. Can the club survive so much mishigas?