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Lehrerkind
- Lebenslänglich Pausenhof
- Narrado por: Bastian Bielendorfer
- Duración: 3 h y 55 m
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Bastian Bielendorfer hat Lehrer als Eltern. Übersetzt in Comedy-Hochdeutsch heißt das: ewiger Elternsprechtag, automatische Freigabe als Opfertyp für die Mitschüler. Kurz: "Lehrerkind. Lebenslänglich Pausenhof". Da kann es schon morgens beim Aufstehen bereits den ersten Eintrag ins Klassenbuch geben. Bekanntlich sind Lehrer ungemein witzige Typen, ausgestattet mit einer besonders intelligenten Form von Humor namens Dauerironie. Lehrer erziehen ihre eigenen Kinder nicht einfach, sondern korrigieren sie.
Es ist herrlich amüsant zuzuhören, wie Bielendorfer die Höhepunkte seiner besonderen Schülerexistenz noch einmal aufleben lässt. Fast wird man neidisch, nicht selbst Lehrerkind zu sein. Denn so, wie Bastian Bielendorfer das erzählt, kann es eigentlich nichts Lustigeres geben.
Das gekürzte Hörbuch "Lehrerkind. Lebenslänglich Pausenhof" spricht Bielendorfer als mittlerweile auch bühnenerfahrener Comedian selbst. Lobenswert ist, dass ihm sein Deutschlehrervater und seine Grundschulmutter nicht vorher noch seinen drolligen kleinen Sprachfehler rot angekreidet haben. Aber das geht ja bei einem Hörbuch zum Glück auch gar nicht!
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Der Überraschungsbestseller endlich als Hörbuch - gelesen vom Autor, mit Bonustracks und Korrekturhilfen von Oberstudienrat Bielendorfer.
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Ein witziger Mann, eine komische Geschichte und ein lustiges Buch
-- WDR 5
Mit viel Witz, Selbstironie und Leidensfähigkeit erzählt der 27-jährige Wahl-Kölner von sadistischen Sportlehrern, versponnenen Kunstpädagoginnen oder vom schulischen Musikfest, auf dem der plötzlich eintretende Stimmbruch die Gesangskarriere des kleinen Bastian mit einem Schlag beendete. (…) Ein comedyhafter Debütroman.
-- Neue Osnabrücker Zeitung
Von Schmunzeln bis hin zu lautem Auflachen – alles drin.
-- Goslarsche Zeitung
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