Laughing At My Own Bare Ass Mistakes!

8 Hilarious Real-Life Stories Involving Me and Nudity!

De: Kristin Williams

Narrado por: Virtual Voice

Warning: Contains nudity. Of the literary kind. And maybe spiritual. Also cheese. Lots of cheese.

She’s naked. She’s unbothered. She’s chaotic. And she cannot be trusted near mesh lawn chairs, goats, or work Zoom meetings.

This laugh-out-loud memoir of nude living gone sideways is what happens when one woman drops the towel and decides to embrace life in all its bare-ass glory, like awkward moments, floating penises, public farting, and all.

You will cringe. You will cackle. You may question humanity.

Inside this pants-free masterpiece, you'll discover:

• A deeply embarrassing (and slightly heroic) tale of mooning the neighbors… complete with window-fart

• The time she joined a naked goat yoga class and ended up violated by Jasmine the demon goat

• Her awkward French vacation with the world’s gassiest boyfriend and his floating genitals

• A scenic nude hike through Oregon… rudely interrupted by a wholesome family and a traumatized Boy Scout

• How she accidentally sat on someone’s imported Brie during their beach picnic. Yes, bare. Yes, it squished.

• A live Zoom meeting where her camera was on, she stood up for a muffin, and her ass took center stage

• The great tanning disaster that left her looking like a candy cane with emotional damage

• And more real-life chaos from the frontlines of fully nude living

Whether you're a lifelong nudist, nudist-curious, or just here for the disasters, this book delivers the laughs, the WTFs, and the warm, unfiltered feeling that comes from watching someone else fall on their bare butt so you don't have to.