If Resumes Were Honest

25 Terrible Resumes, Brutal Commentary, and a Sarcastic Look at Corporate Hiring & HR Humor

De: Tank B. Empty, Guy B. Dunn

Narrado por: Virtual Voice

If Resumes Were Honest peels back the corporate curtain and exposes the real workplace heroes — the snack-station lurkers, meeting addicts, drama llamas, credit thieves, procrastinators, overcomplicators, bathroom disappearers, and every coworker who has ever made you wonder, “How are you still employed?”

In this brutally funny satire from Tank B. Empty, you’ll discover what 25 workplace characters would actually write on their résumés if honesty were mandatory:
✔ The Snack Station Lurker who has logged 8,000+ hours of break room loitering
✔ The Yes-Man who agrees with everything, immediately
✔ The World-Class Paper-Pusher who performs work more than doing it
✔ The Deadline Dodger who has never met a date they didn’t miss
✔ The Bare Minimum Guy, The Office Ghost, The Drama Llama, The Serial Copier, and more

Each résumé is paired with Tank’s signature commentary—sharp, sarcastic, painfully accurate, and guaranteed to make you see your office in a whole new way. You’ll also get a full bonus section of honest cover letters translated from corporate nonsense into brutal truth, plus two interactive activities: “Match the Coworker” and “Bad Coworker Bingo.”

Whether you work in HR, management, customer service, tech, retail, education, healthcare—or anywhere near other humans—this book will make you laugh, cringe, and whisper, “I know exactly who this is.”

Perfect For:

• Fans of workplace humor, corporate satire, and HR comedy

• Anyone who has ever survived a meeting that should’ve been an email

• Professionals who need a hilarious gift for coworkers

• HR teams who want a lighthearted break from résumés full of buzzwords

• Adults who love funny books, gag gifts, office humor calendars, or snarky workplace memes

If you enjoy:

I Quit and I Meant It, Press 0 for Pain, Workplace Survival Guides, Funny HR Books, or corporate comedy, you’ll love this unapologetically honest look at the people we all work with.

Laugh. Nod. Judge silently.

Because if résumés were truly honest… HR would still call it “talent.”