I Heart My Little A-Holes

A bunch of holy-crap moments no one ever told you about parenting

De: Karen Alpert

Narrado por: Karen Alpert

Following the success of Go the F**k to Sleep, Confessions of a Scary Mommy, and Ketchup Is a Vegetable, a collection of funny, warm, and charmingly profane tales from the frontlines of parenthood by the author of the popular Baby Sideburns blog.

Once upon a time you and your partner had a perfect life: dinners out, weekend mornings cuddling in bed, brunch with friends. Then you gave birth to a poop machine (or two). Now, it's all about the pediatrician, breast pumps, princess dresses, and minivans. And discovering that your pride and joy is actually a little A-hole.

When your son wakes you up at 3:00 A.M. because he wants to watch Caillou, he's an a-hole. When your daughter outlines every corner of your living room with a purple crayon, she's an a-hole. When your rug rats purposely paint the kitchen ceiling with their smoothies, they're a-holes. At times like these, it's only natural to want to kill them (or yourself). But it's against the law (and there's the suicide hotline). Plus, there's that whole loving them more than anything in the whole world thing.

In I Heart My Little A-Holes, Karen Alpert shares hilarious stories, lists, and deep thoughts on the joys and horrors of raising children. Accompanied by cheery illustrations and photos I Heart My Little A-Holes will make you laugh so hard you'll wish you were wearing a diaper.

loved it

This book totally made me laugh out loud...in between yelling at my own little a*holes (who I love dearly). thanks for making me realize I'm not the only a*hole mama out there

Honest and heartwarming

Such a realistic look at what it's like
To be a mom. Complete with all the words and phrases we all want to say but have to simply think out of fear our little ones will repeat! Thank you for the serious chapter! People are never going to honest about things like that. It's great for new moms to know hat these thoughts are normal and they aren't crazy! 4 stars!!!

hilarious and honest!

hilarious and honest! absolutely relatable. loved it! every mother in the world can totally understand!

the best

Loved it, the best book to read if you want a good time. Finished the audio book in one day couldnt keep it down

Amazing

This book was amazing I don’t think I ever laughed this much in my life
Definitely a mom read for every real everyday mom😂😀