I Can't Believe I Don't Have a Boyfriend

De: Harry Trevaldwyn

"The funniest person on the internet has written the book everyone needs" - Jameela Jamil on The Romantic Tragedies of a Drama King

Get ready for more romantic tragedies! Patch basically has a boyfriend now, but get ready for him to embark on an even bigger challenge . . . keeping him.

Here's the situation. I recently fell for a charismatic American called Peter, only to realize that his best friend Sam (emotionally intelligent, thoughtful) was the one I actually wanted. In a thrilling twist of fate, I found out that they both fancy me! Although they haven't told each other about their feelings for me (exhausting). You couldn't make it up! And I really promise I haven't.

So, to summarize, I have specifically three concerns going into the new year:

1. Am I in a relationship with Sam?
2. Have Sam and Peter had a conversation about me?
3. Is it possible to wear too much moisturizer?

©2026 Harry Trevaldwyn (P)2026 Macmillan Publishers International Limited

Reseñas de la Crítica

Funny and full of heart, Patch is up there with the great whingers Adrian Mole, Georgia Nicolson, and Bridget Jones. (Monica Heisey, bestselling author of Really Good, Actually)

Nothing short of perfect, a joy from start to finish. Patch is Gen Alpha's Adrian Mole. (Rebecca Humphries)

Funny, voicey and fresh. Patch makes Georgia Nicolson seem demure and composed. (Elle McNicoll)