How to be a Man

De: Jackal Merit, Nick Lenoir

Narrado por: Virtual Voice

There has been ample discourse on masculinity, on the qualities of a real man, a devoted father, a supportive husband, and a conscientious citizen. However, before embarking on a journey toward any of these ideals, a man must first learn to love his cock. Having an exceptionally large one, I felt compelled to share my vision of manhood. In this book, I explain how a man can harness the power of his penis and channel it toward meaningful progress, such as ending poverty or solving climate change.

Within these pages, I will teach you how to walk into a room and own it, how to eat steak like a prophet, how to reject shame like a dog rejects a salad. You will absorb lessons from my victories, my failures, and my unprompted wisdom. Just know this: when erect, my penis curves upward like a weapon in a dirty version of Cluedo. I mention this not to boast, but so you understand the gravity of what you’re holding in your hands.

This isn’t a book. It’s a loaded instrument of truth.