How to F*ck a Unicorn

A Cautionary Field Guide for Founders, Investors, and Acquirers

De: Spencer Dennis

Narrado por: Spencer Dennis

Welcome to the unfiltered reality of startup life—where dreams get diluted, visions get bastardized, and Unicorns get f*cked. Repeatedly.

Spencer Dennis has done what most startup bros just podcast about:

He built something real. He scaled. He raised capital. Got acquired.

Twice.

This is not another TechCrunch fantasy about 10X growth and lava-lamp break rooms.

It’s the story of a paradigm-shifting, investor-wetting Unicorn that never truly flew—because, contrary to what everyone will tell you, the more capital it raised and the more hands it passed through, the more f*cked it became.

Inside you’ll learn:

*Why being “User #1” is your only real moat

*The ugly truths of raising money and getting acquired and how to avoid them

*How to start a movement and get real traction

*How to avoid multi-million dollar f*ck ups

*The real reason founders burn out—and how not to become one of the cautionary tales

With savage clarity and locker-room honesty, Spencer exposes the startup industrial complex for what it is: a legacy game with unwritten rules, where even a winning hand can leave you empty.

~ If you’re a Founder, this book is your reality check

~ If you’re an Investor, it’s your guide to truly protecting your upside

~ If you’re an Acquirer, it’s your playbook on not ruining great companies

Listen to this book before you pitch another VC, hire another “operator,” or gaslight yourself into thinking growth solves everything.

Because if you don’t? You’re not just going to f*ck the Unicorn, you’re going to be the one who kills it.

©2025 Spencer Dennis (P)2025 Spencer Dennis