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Kevin Gisi
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Phil Torcivia
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So, you want a man? Allow me to guide you through the jungle of hairy beasts.
99% of your romantic relationships have failed. You are the common denominator, so logic would say you suck at relationships. The problem isn't in the picker, it's in the picking.
In this audiobook, I lend my expertise as the datee, not the dater. I'm the man who knows men, and how you can net the one you want - for the time being. True, we men are slightly different, so you need to approach your prey appropriately.
Don't go hunting birds with hammers.
Let's say you'd like to date a married man whom, I assume, you're not married to. That's quite an evil desire, according to some. I'm not here to judge. Perhaps you want to bed a man who desperately needs something new, and who will leave you alone thereafter. Fine. Well, you need to approach this fellow a certain way. (It's in here).
Learn how to net Mr. Right. After listening to this audiobook, you will know how to approach all types of men, including:
- Older Men
- Short Men
- Brown Men
- And many others
It works. I've gotten women laid.
"Phil guided me through meeting the man of my dreams. I think I'm ready for my next dream, please." - Anonymous
Listen to this audiobook, so I can continue my research, and drink better wine while I'm at it.
©2015 Phil Torcivia (P)2017 Phil TorciviaLos oyentes también disfrutaron...
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