How to Be a Criminal

A Completely Legal Guide to Living Boldly, Breaking Rules and Being Unapologetically You

De: Trilby Grundy

Narrado por: Sabrina Pellerito

This is not a guide to breaking the law—it’s a guide to breaking the rules that quietly break you.

If you're tired of self-help books that take themselves too seriously, and personal development advice that feels like homework, this one’s different.

How to Be a Criminal is a smart, funny, and refreshingly rebellious self-help book for women who are done playing small.

It’s packed with real-world mindset tools, confidence-building shifts, and a dash of irreverent humor to help you finally stop performing and start becoming.

Perfect for anyone exploring personal growth, emotional intelligence, or success habits with a side of sass.

Inside, you'll discover:

• The 3 social habits that instantly change how people respond to you (You're probably doing the opposite—but don’t worry, this is fixable.)
• How to bend the rules without losing your job, your friends, or your integrity
• A counterintuitive method to master any skill fast—even if you think you’re “not that person”
• Why influence is about energy, not ego—and how to use yours wisely
• The subtle power move that gets overlooked—but changes everything (Yes, sometimes vanishing is a leadership skill.)
• How to become emotionally adaptable in a world that constantly shifts (Bounce back faster, with your sense of humor intact.)
• The truth about being seen, heard, and remembered—without selling out
• How to drop guilt, ditch people-pleasing, and give yourself permission to be fully you (This is what real self-confidence looks like.)

Whether you're in a life transition, craving more authenticity, or just looking for a self-improvement book that doesn’t make you roll your eyes, this is for you. Click “Buy Now” and start unlocking the boldest, brightest, most liberated version of yourself — no bail money required.

©2025 Trilby Grundy (P)2025 Trilby Grundy

Fun, bold and cheeky

This book feels fresh compared to the usual self-help titles. The humor made the advice easy to take in and not boring at all while encouraging you to stop people pleasing and start showing up as yourself. .I'll say it’s a fun and confidence boosting read that makes you think differently about your growth.

Fun and Real

This audiobook was easy to listen to and made me laugh while giving real advice. It helped me feel more confident and reminded me it’s okay to be myself.

Bold and Witty

This is a wildly fresh self‑help audiobook that doesn’t feel like homework. I loved the tone. There’s this vibe of breaking the quiet rules that hold you back, without ever breaking the law. It gives you mindset tools and confidence shifts that feel juicy and doable.

Sabrina Pellerito’s narration really stands out.

Funny, Fierce, and Full of Good advice

This book had me laughing out loud while quietly taking mental notes. The humor is sharp, a little irreverent, and refreshingly unfiltered but it’s not just for laughs. Underneath the sass, there’s real, practical advice for anyone who's tired of shrinking themselves to fit in. It takes common self-help tropes and flips them on their heads with a wink, a smirk, and a whole lot of real talk.

What I appreciated most was how effortlessly it weaves useful mindset tools into its cheeky tone. It never feels preachy or heavy, but you walk away with solid takeaways on confidence, boundaries, and emotional agility. It’s the rare kind of personal development book that actually feels personal. I really enjoyed it!

Living life unapologetically

What touched me was its reminder that playing it safe often keeps us stuck in cages we never questioned. The humor mixed with practical tools made it easier to imagine stepping out of my comfort zone with more courage. It left me realizing that sometimes the most criminal thing you can do is stop apologizing for living life your own way..

Entertaining and informative

This audiobook is fantastic in that it combines some good laughs, entertainment and info. Who knew how much you can get away with! Very funny parts and well worth the 4 hours or so for the entertainment. Sabrina, the narratir, is very positive and does a nice job reading the book.

Witty and helpful

This book is not about breaking laws, rather, it’s about breaking out of playing small, apologizing for everything, and waiting for permission to live life. It’s funny, fast-paced, and packed with smart advice that's doable. The narrator brings a fun energy to it too, almost like a friend hyping you up instead of lecturing you. I walked away with a few simple mindset shifts that already make a difference in how I show up. If you’re like me, tired of people pleasing and holding yourself back, this is your reset button.

i like motivational

it encourages growth through self-acceptance, humor, and boldness from people-pleasing, mastering emotional adaptability, and learning to use influence with authenticity instead of ego.

A great listen!

A witty, rebellious self-help guide blending humor with practical mindset shifts, confidence tips, and rule-bending strategies—perfect for breaking free from playing small and embracing your unapologetic, authentic self.

great practical mindset

If you’re tired of self-help that feels preachy or overwhelming. Highly recommend for women ready to stop playing small and step fully into their power—with sass intact.