How to Be Ultra Spiritual

12 1/2 Steps to Spiritual Superiority

De: JP Sears

Narrado por: JP Sears

Welcome to the Glorious Grandeur of Ultra Spirituality

In case you haven't noticed, the New Age has become the Old Age. But don't recycle your crystals just yet! His Enlightenedness JP Sears is ushering in the Newer Age, blinding us with the dawn-like brilliance that is Ultra Spirituality.

Ultra Spiritual JP Sears Flawlessly Reads to You in the English Language

Let's face it, most of us don't have time to actually read anything ourselves. With this unabridged reading by the author himself, you can sit back on your zafu and let Ultra Spiritual JP's wisdom passively sink in, as you better yourself through His Enlightenedness' teachings on:

• Competitive spirituality - the Ultra Spiritual foundation that the rest of your Ultra Spiritual path rests on
• Dreaming up your awakening - how to engineer your carefully contrived spiritual narrative
• Rigidly yogic yoga - the moisture-filled cloud formation that drops rain upon your river so your flow can flow
• Following the light to the greener spiritual pastures of veganism
• He-ness, financial levity, deathliness, and other qualities of the quality guru
• Mindfullessness - all of the fullness of mindfulness with none of the mind

With How to Be Ultra Spiritual, His Enlightenedness JP Sears brings the heart and soul of ancient spirituality back to life with a progressive aggression, replacing the diluted uselessness of modern spirituality with the waaay more spiritual wisdom of Ultra Spirituality. Be sure to thank him when you see him.

Download the accompanying reference guide.©2017 JP Sears (P)2017 Sounds True

An ultra spiritual listening

5 minutes of the book would make an ultra spiritual drinking game taking a spiritual shot every time you hear spiritual... ;-)

I would have given it a perfect score if

I find his YouTube channel even more funny. This book was funny, somewhat offensive, and most of all unlocked my ultra spiritual superpowers.

hilarious and enlightening

his enlightenedness delivers a reading that's almost too funny to enjoy while driving. JP is incredible!

Intelligent. Ruthless. Brilliant and savage!

As someone with one toe in the spiritual community and another toe in “the real world“
I could never rectify in my head “ultra spiritual behavior.” For years it’s been driving me nuts.
JP perfectly covers every single necessary subject to help anyone who wants to be more in touch with themselves and do it the proper way and not in the arrogant, self-serving, attention grabbing way that so much of North America has fallen accustomed to. I’m so glad I actually listened to it on audible! Because the author is also narrating, it really makes a difference to hear it the way he intended it.

If you actually read some of the sentences, it can take a while to digest exactly what he saying but when you hear that shines through brilliantly. And since his sense of humor is so and wry and unique, it really makes a difference.

a one of a kind work of art

so funny, finished in about a week. the more u knows about the subject matter the funnier it will be, up to a point anyway, after that itll just be offensive... but its for ur health! lol ✌💜🔥