How To Sail Like a Pro And Not Look Like an Idiot

A Guide For Normal People Who Want To Stay Afloat While Trying To Look Cool

It’s not just a guide—it’s a journey through the wonderful, ridiculous, and often chaotic world of sailing, packed with everything you need to know, from basic sailing techniques to advanced manoeuvres like "not falling overboard while shouting nautical terms you don’t understand." And remember: if all goes wrong, at least you’ll have a marvellous story to tell when you’re back on dry land.
Perfect for anyone who loves adventure, a bit of chaos, and a good laugh. Whether you’re an aspiring sailor, a seasoned skipper, or just someone who enjoys reading about other people’s nautical disasters, this book is your ticket to high seas—and plenty of laughs along the way. Warning: May cause an uncontrollable urge to buy a boat. Or possibly sell one.