How To Have a Romantic Relationship with a Nudist

Here’s How To Date Someone Who’s A Nudist When You’re Not A Nudist Yourself

De: Kristin Williams

Narrado por: Virtual Voice

Are you dating someone who refuses to wear pants even to brunch?
Does your partner talk about “airing out the soul” while standing fully nude in your mother’s herb garden?
Have you ever been jabbed by a rogue penis at a family dinner?

Good news: You're not alone. Bad news: You’ll need a towel.

This book is your laugh-out-loud survival guide to loving a nudist when you still own 17 sweaters and sleep in socks.

Join Kristin Williams (nudist, liberal suburban goddess, and owner of a Volvo and a wildly judgmental Persian cat) as she shares the naked truth about love, lust, and the occasional lawn chair accident. Through wildly inappropriate stories, hard-won wisdom, and a support cast of unhinged best friends, Kristin lays it all bare. Literally.

You’ll learn:
• How to attend a naked dinner party without crying or sitting in dip
• What to do when your boyfriend tries to body-slide you during spin cycle
• Why leather furniture is a lie sent from Satan
• How to explain “erection etiquette” to a nudist’s mother over chicken marsala
• And the sacred power of butt towels

Whether you’re curious, committed, or clinging to your bathrobe for dear life, this book will make you laugh, blush, and maybe (just maybe) loosen your waistband.

WARNING: May cause excessive giggling, spontaneous undressing, or a sudden desire to text your ex: “Hey… quick question about your towel policy?”

Buy it now. And for the love of fabric, bring a damn towel.