How Not to Die in Ancient Rome | Entertaining History Survival Guide Series

Survive the Daily Life, Culture & Dangers of the Roman Empire

This guide brings ancient Rome to life with practical advice and a sharp wit.
Stranded in ancient Rome? No phone, no antibiotics, no clue. Don’t panic.
This is your snarky, meticulously researched handbook to surviving and thriving in the world’s greatest empire.

Inside this ultimate roman empire book, you’ll master instant street smarts to navigate gladiator mobs, tavern scams, and chariot traffic like a true Roman.
Learn to blend-in with toga etiquette, dining dos and don’ts (yes, the garum really smells), and why calling a senator “dude” is a terrible idea.

Outsmart ancient health threats with low-tech first aid and hygiene hacks, dodge debt slavery and crucifixion with the law and disorder cheat sheet, and pack your survival shopping list with wax tablets, lucky charms, and a solid alibi.

Perfect for fans of ancient roman history, ancient historical fiction, and ancient history fiction, this guide brings history ancient Rome to life with practical advice and a sharp wit.

Whether you’re a history buff, gamer, writer, or lover of historical fiction and history books, this survival manual is your ticket to blending in and thriving in ancient Rome.

• Survive Ancient Rome Like a Local – Navigate gladiators, taverns, scams, and crowded streets with sharp wit and real historical know-how.

• Practical Hacks from History – Toga etiquette, Latin phrases, low-tech first aid, and hygiene tricks to keep you alive.

• True Roman Daily Life – Food, festivals, law courts, public baths, and what not to say to a senator.

• Built for Fans & Creators – Perfect resource for history buffs, gamers, and writers needing authentic Roman detail.

• Smart, Funny & Accurate – Based on Tacitus, Pliny, Pompeii’s ruins, and modern scholarship—fact-driven but entertaining.

Grab your copy today and TRY NOT TO DIE.