How I Became the Bare Assed Queen of Remote Work

Zoom Calls, No Pants, and the Naked Truth About Working From Home

Forget the hustle culture nonsense. Forget the Pinterest-perfect home office with succulents and a ring light. This is the real remote work survival guide: naked thighs stuck to a leather chair, a cat that thinks your keyboard is its personal throne, and Wi-Fi that dies the second you try to sound competent.

In this laugh-until-you-toot memoir, Kristin Williams takes you deep into her reign as the self-crowned Bare-Assed Queen of Remote Work. With wine in one hand and the mute button in the other, she battles:

• Zoom calls gone feral when the pillow slips at the wrong time

• The breakup with pants (irreconcilable differences, thank you very much)

• The eternal betrayal of wine that brings both confidence and catastrophic gas

• A best friend who toots like a brass band during virtual happy hours

• A cat named Donna who plots coups mid-presentation

From fart-fueled coronations to the perils of standing up mid-meeting, this book is a hilarious and unfiltered guide to working from home without pants, dignity, or a functioning mute button.

Perfect for anyone who’s ever muted too late, forgotten they weren’t wearing pants, or questioned why spreadsheets still exist, How I Became the Bare-Assed Queen of Remote Work will have you cackling, cringing, and raising a glass of wine (with caution) in solidarity.

Long live chaos. Long live nudity. Long live the Bare-Assed Queen.