How Bitches Can Get Riches

The Financial Playbook for the Ambitchous Women

Welcome to the Money Jungle: Oh, hello there, you stunning, savvy, sensational creature. We see you’ve stumbled upon How Bitches Can Get Riches: The Financial Playbook for Am*bitch*ous Women. Good choice. A bold choice. The kind of choice that tells the world you are ready to slay your financial dragons and drape yourself in the jewels of economic independence. Let’s get one thing straight: this is not your average, boring, “don’t buy avocado toast and you’ll magically afford a yacht” kind of money book. Oh, no. This is a no-holds-barred, fire-spitting, unapologetically fabulous guide to getting what you deserve—whether that’s a dream home, a thriving career, or just enough cash to quit the job that makes you cry in the work bathroom stall.
(We’ve all been there, babe. Solidarity.) We wrote this book for the bitches who have dreams bigger than their checking accounts. The ones who don’t just want a seat at the table but want to buy the whole damn building. The ones who are tired of being told that wealth is for someone else—usually someone with a hedge fund and a trust fund and a dad named Chad. Spoiler alert: Chad isn’t even that interesting. You are. Inside these pages, we’ll teach you how to hustle like a boss, invest like a queen, and save like the badass you are—all while embracing your inner sparkle. (Yes, glitter counts as a financial strategy if it makes you feel unstoppable.)