Hopalong Hillary Cowperson

De: H.D. Ingles

Narrado por: Virtual Voice

HOPALONG HILLARY COWPERSON

This story is completely fictional. All the places and people are fictional. Except, of course, for well-known stuff. For example, who hasn't heard of Arkansas?

Once you’ve read a little of this fascinating tale, if you think on it, these characters have to be fictional. After all, who in their right mind could believe that people like these actually exist?

Anyway, sit back and hold on. Forget about the fables. Forget about all of the movies you've seen. Prepare yourself to read how the Old West was really won. Prepare to read about the woman who tamed the Old West. Prepare to hear the real story of Hopalong Hillary, Cow-Person.

Author's note: I am fully aware that the last paragraph completely contradicts the preceding paragraphs. But what the heck? Politicians do that kind of thing all the time.