Hillbillies versus Aliens

Do you ever wonder what happened to the missing link between ape and man, or what Aliens do to their abductees? Do you worry yourself sick about global conspiracy? Well, worry no more. In this semi-secret biography, the author can explain everything. The family Robinson are known to officialdom as trailer trash, hillbillies or rednecks. They are not special, in fact they are a nuisance and everybody hates them. This has always been the case, or it was, until the Alien race known in professional circles as ‘shape shifting reptilian humanoids,’ intent on world domination, changed all that. Discovered by ghastly means, the Aliens identify primordial DNA in the Robinson’s biological makeup that can unlock powerful secrets hidden in an ancient, abandoned spaceship. Only the Robinson’s can pass the sentinel killer droids that defend the spacecraft, the only problem is, they don’t want to.