HOW VERY BRITISH!

A Jolly Good Culture Clash Road Trip

Five Foreigners. Two Brits.
And One Island Of Delightfully Bonkers Traditions.

A laugh-out-loud novel inspired by the very real eccentricities of British life.

Joana and Brian thought showing off England to their foreign guests would be easy: rolling hills, a few sheep, maybe a castle. Instead, they’re herding five wide-eyed travellers straight into the wonderfully eccentric world of British life.

How do you explain a country where people apologise to lampposts, pull faces through horse collars, and race in mud dressed as maids? Where bathroom light switches hide in hallways, compliments spark panic, and adults parade with flaming barrels on their heads? And that’s before anyone tried brown sauce...

You don’t explain it. You just laugh, queue politely, and put the kettle on.

This isn’t a neat tourist guide. It is a humorous novel that stitches true British quirks into a fictional journey beneath England’s skin. As the group stumbles from one cultural faux pas to another, they discover that the "stiff upper lip" is mostly a myth, and that sarcasm is a love language. This is a story about international friendship, misunderstanding, and the unifying power of a well-timed cup of tea.

Discover the UK’s weirdest traditions through the eyes of a cast who are just trying to survive them. Grab your umbrella – it’s going to be a bumpy ride.