Goofy Laws, Goofy World

Am I Crazy or Just Senile?

Jam-packed with very goofy humor from a man who questions his craziness? This a zany book about dumb laws and stupid people that have “baked the author’s noodle.” He digs deep into some of the laws to find out why horses cannot be tied to parking meters, alligators and donkeys are forbidden from sleeping in bathtubs and one law that allows topless clerks in tropical fish stores but no other stores in England. He believes that two men gave physical evidence they had sex with a porcupine. The author waxes serious about motherhood, preteen boys being drag queens and the re-baptism of transgenders and “what the world really needs now is____.”