Goblin Party

De: Jacob Kilgore

Narrado por: Virtual Voice

A man recalls his childhood, when he was visited by goblins in the dead of night. He would wake to find strange bites that left upraised marks of swelling that the doctor explained as an allergy. Teachers wondered if a parent was the source. Nostalgia is plentiful here as we experience Kyle's school days, playing soccer, side tackling other boys, and the strong smell of grass shavings that would be sprinkled throughout the classroom from under the fat tongues of their high top sneakers. Between a hopeless crush and being tracked down by a bully for happening to wear the same ON SALE t-shirt, his only sanctuary is sitting on his reeking thrift store bought couch next to his best friend Teddy totally immersed in the 8-bit sights and sounds of Alfredo in the Radish Kingdom. Adamant to beat a particularly maddening level of this game, they vow to never quit, and fuel their battle by consuming heavy quantities of microwavable foods and carbonated, sugary delights. Read this tale, of Kyle's encounter with this potbellied, frog-like goblin. Initially the sight of the needle-pointed fangs and the piercing eyes filled him with fear, but not being one to let such a rare gift slip away, he sets before it an offering of pizza rolls and other foods deemed glorious by children such as him. Never fret, no matter how bleak life is, for there is always the hope that you may make a goblin your friend!