Ghost Penis: My Twenty-Year Haunting

A Memoir of the Phallic Phantom

De: Laura Gates

Narrado por: Virtual Voice

Imagine settling into your new apartment, only to discover a most impolite and persistent spectral guest. Not a rattling chain, not a cold spot, but something far more...anatomically specific. "Ghost Penis: My Twenty-Year Haunting" plunges you into the unbelievable true story of Laura, whose life took an absurd turn when a phallic phantom decided to make her home its own.

This uproarious memoir chronicles two decades of bewildered attempts to understand, evict, or at least coexist with a haunting unlike any other. Laura shares her journey with unflinching honesty and side-splitting humor, navigating the complexities of explaining her invisible, yet very much present, tormentor to skeptical friends, bewildered boyfriends, and even exasperated paranormal investigators. Discover how one woman reclaimed her sanity (and her living space) while facing down the most unexpected of apparitions.

In this book, you will learn:

• Strategies for maintaining your composure in the face of truly bizarre phenomena
• The often-hilarious challenges of seeking help for an "unmentionable" haunting
• How to find humor and resilience when your personal space is invaded by the supernatural
• The surprising emotional depths and lessons learned from a twenty-year paranormal encounter
• Unique perspectives on what it means to be truly haunted

"Ghost Penis: My Twenty-Year Haunting" is perfect for readers who love true ghost stories with a comedic twist, memoirs that defy belief, and anyone who doubts the existence of the paranormal.