General Alexander Grimm Savior Of The Universe

De: Profe. Xavier Clemente

Narrado por: Virtual Voice

Meet General Alexander Grimm, Harvard nerd turned intergalactic badass, the only man alive (and maybe dead) brave enough to motorboat the Queen of England while simultaneously saving multiple dimensions from annihilation. In this epic sci-fi comedy adventure, Grimm assembles the most absurdly talented team in human (and alien) history: Mila and Pietro, supermodels with Nobel prizes, who can calculate wormholes while walking the runway; Maria Chata Gonzales Clemente, ex-Feminazi activist turned portal-hopping astronaut; Dove Nutri, the feng shui assassin and world’s deadliest rocket engineer; and Galletas Patterson, a short fat Japanese nutrition genius who keeps astronauts alive and sane.

But wait—there’s a cosmic twist: a mischievous, galaxy-colored, interdimensional cat named Chumi Butt, whose tail is basically a cheat code for the universe, and who holds the fate of reality in its fluffy paws. Together, this ragtag crew battles Malumest, a dimension-eating horror that makes Cthulhu look like a cute puppy, while drinking space tequila, eating glowing cosmic gumbo, and debating if black holes can twerk.

Experience interstellar explosions, epic space battles, and absurd humor as the team navigates zero gravity, accidentally blows up inner Earth, and rides lava veins to freedom. Learn why love is universal (even for seahorses and oaks), how fashion and physics collide, and why motorboating royalty should probably be illegal—but also awesome.

Featuring space food that literally sings, rogue AI jazz soundtracks, and super cute planet-wide dog-cat collaborations, this story is the ultimate sci-fi comedy adventure for fans of dark humor, space operas, and interdimensional shenanigans. Whether you’re into badass heroes, galaxy cats, zero-gravity tequila, or quantum physics gone totally bonkers, this universe will blow your mind, make you laugh uncontrollably, and leave you begging for more.