Game of Toilets - Thrones Gone Wild - Parody

FOREWORD In mankind’s long forgotten epoch, probably after the Pleistocene glaciation, jesters and dominatrices, midgets and choir boys struggle to control a toilet. Some fight with toilet pumps, others with craft. Meanwhile, some loonies prepare an army of the constipated to march south and a bit to the east to ravage the kingdoms. Lord Eatturd Fark will do everything in his powers to stop those threatening peace in the Hundred and Twenty Nine Kingdoms. RAVE REVIEWS "Hilarious Game of Thrones Parody" - Mum "I liked it too!" - Dad CHANGELOG A work in progress, this book gets new chapters every week. If you buy it now you can download new chapters later for free and gain an early entrance for only 1 dollar as the price will increase once finished!