Franken Bitch

De: Jimmy Pudge

Narrado por: Virtual Voice

Jeremiah Ward is a lonely taxidermist who can’t seem to stop stealing body parts from the girls he meets online. His cousin Johnny Angel is a stalker, obsessed with a woman he followed home from a Publix. They’re just average joes, struggling with the game of love, but things are about to become deadly between the two psychopaths when the reanimated corpse of beautiful Laura Summers sets them on a collision course for her love. The question is, which one will Laura choose: the man who brought her back to life or the man who abducted her from a Sonic when she was still alive? And even if there is a happily ever after for one of these cousins, just how long will it take before detective Juan Jimenez figures out who has been killing the women of Little Hope, Georgia? "It's the best GD book I ever read!" -- Little Swiss Rollz "He knows how to treat it right!" -- The prostitute that lives in the blue house down the street. "You nasty!" -- A bitch on Facebook.