Flat Earth Theory

From flat maps to flat-out madness—satire at the edge of reason.

De: Nova Harrow

Narrado por: Virtual Voice

Amazon Review:
"Worth Every Penny - By that, I mean the book has been reduced to free. So yeah, It's worthless. There is no market for this book. The Round Earthers already believe what they believe, so there is no reason to write a satire book to them. And Flat Earthers are utterly tired of being the object of everyone's ridicule.

Note to the author: before writing a book consider its purpose and whether there is a potential market group that will buy."

Flat Earth Theory: From flat maps to flat-out madness—satire at the edge of reason.

🌍 The Earth is flat—and it’s personal. It’s not just skepticism—it’s a full-blown worldview makeover.

🚀 NASA? More like the Never Actually Saw Anything agency. Rocket launches are just smoke, mirrors, and CGI wizardry.

🕵️♂️ Globes are the ultimate gaslight. Every sphere is a subtle reminder that you’re being duped.

🧪 Gravity? Just sticky vibes. Objects fall because they want to, not because of math.

💻 YouTube is the new university. Ten videos and a comment thread = cosmic credentials.

🛸 Aliens exist—but only above the dome ceiling. Intergalactic visitors keep bumping their heads.

🤯 Science is a PR stunt. It’s less about discovery, more about keeping secrets stylish.

🎭 Teachers, pilots, astronauts—they’re all on payroll. “Trust me, I studied geography” = suspicious.

🔒 The edge of the Earth is gated. Antarctica is just Earth’s velvet rope—do not enter.

🔮 Flat Earth is the enlightenment starter pack. Once you join the dots (literally), truth flows freely.

Step into a world where the horizon isn’t the only thing that’s flat—so is reason. This bold, irreverent, and wildly entertaining book peels back the layers of one of history’s most stubborn conspiracies, tracing its evolution from questionable cartography to full-blown spiritual warfare.

Across 50 cheeky chapters, readers tumble through government cover-ups, biblical literalism, anti-NASA sentiments, and YouTube evangelism, guided by razor-sharp humor and just enough truth to make you squint. From dome theories to spiritual awakenings, each chapter invites reflection, disbelief, and a generous side-eye.

Is Earth flat? No. But is this book flat-out genius? Probably.