Finding a Nudist Husband

How to Snag a Man Who Hates Pants and Loves You Anyway

Are you tired of dating men who get nervous around nipples? Do you dream of finding a husband who’s more into body positivity than body spray? Does your ideal man believe in two things: honest communication and sitting on a towel in public?

Congratulations, you might be a hopeful hussy...just like me.

Hi, I’m Kristin. I’m about to turn 39, chronically single, usually naked, and freshly slapped on the butt by my best friend Tanya who has strong opinions about my love life and an even stronger butt.

After one too many failed romances with emotionally stunted men who flinched at a breeze on their balls, I decided: I want a nudist husband. A real one.

Not just a guy who gets naked after beer three. I mean a man who air-dries confidently and applies sunscreen where the sun really shines.

In this side-splitting, butt-baring, heartwarming journey, I share the highs, the lows, and the damp towel disasters of dating without pants. You’ll learn:

• How to spot a fake nudist faster than he can say “clothing-optional”

• What not to do in a hot spring (hint: involves beans)

• Why robe guys are the emotional equivalent of wet socks

• How to flirt in a sauna without dying

• When to drop the robe and when to just drop the guy

Packed with outrageous stories, painfully honest advice, and enough awkward nudity to make your mother blush, Finding a Nudist Husband is for every woman who's ever looked at her naked reflection and thought, "You know what? This deserves love. And maybe some coconut oil."

Warning: May cause spontaneous laughter, emotional clarity, and an urgent need to plan a naked beach vacation.

Buy now. Read naked. Bring a towel.