Everything’s Better with Bacon, and You Can Never Have Enough Butter (But Then Along Comes Karma…)

The First Child

De: S.F. Goldsholl

Narrado por: Virtual Voice

Previously published as "Everything's Better with Bacon, and You Can Never Have Enough Butter (But Karma's a Bitch).” Title was changed to satisfy publisher requirements.

Alberto

5.0 out of 5 stars Dark, Unsettling, and Strangely Beautiful

Reviewed in Italy on August 20, 2025

"This is not your typical fantasy novel, it’s heavier, darker, and at times deeply uncomfortable, but in a way that lingers with you long after you close the book. The author doesn’t shy away from challenging themes like animal exploitation and speciesism, weaving them into a story that’s both magical and painfully real. I’ll admit, the opening chapter shook me, but I think that was the point, it sets the tone for a narrative that’s meant to provoke, not just entertain. The Deor creatures fascinated me, and the mix of political satire with epic fantasy felt unexpected yet oddly fitting. This isn’t a light weekend read, but if you’re open to a thought-provoking, morally charged journey that mixes fantasy with activism, I’d recommend giving it a try. It feels like the start of something much bigger."

Frank

5.0 out of 5 stars A dark, thought provoking epic

Reviewed in Spain on September 10, 2025

"Everything's Better with Bacon... is an engrossing dark fantasy that intertwines the mystical and the political, offering a fresh perspective on animal rights. Set in a world where magical animals, the Deor, navigate their complex relationship with humankind, the story explores themes of speciesism, exploitation, and the hidden cruelty in our modern economy. With rich world-building and engaging characters, the trilogy delves deep into the struggle between the Apalacheela and the Killapaka, and the mysterious Children with the power to make others see. This book is not only a captivating read but also a powerful commentary on the ethics of how we treat non-human animals. A brilliantly dark fantasy with a surprisingly hopeful resolution."

5.0 out of 5 stars A Spiritual Storm Wrapped in Snow and Soul

Reviewed in Germany on October 7, 2025

"This book [Book 3] is a revelation. It’s mythic, emotional, and fiercely original—blending karmic justice, ecological fury, and spiritual warfare into a story that’s both intimate and epic. Dani is a luminous protagonist, and the Cheela guardians are unforgettable. The writing is cinematic and poetic, with scenes that left me breathless. The author doesn’t just tell a story—they build a world where every gust of wind and flicker of light carries meaning. It’s rare to find a book that’s this daring, this layered, and this emotionally intelligent. I felt seen, challenged, and transformed. If you’re ready for a journey that’s equal parts heart and cosmos, this one delivers."


Victor Randall

5.0 out of 5 stars Good to Know!

Reviewed in the United States on August 8, 2025
"In the heart of this epic fantasy, there’s a message that speaks to our souls: the deep, meaningful connections between humans and animals deserve to be seen, felt, and honored. Though the world created here is shrouded in darkness, it shines a light on compassion, awakening us to empathy and courage."

This epic fantasy brings awareness to the plight of animals - and to the fact that we all have the power to do something about it. Book One establishes the various threads of the storyline, which are woven together in Book 2, and completed in the staggering Book 3 finale.

Warning! The first - shocking - chapter illustrates the comparison philosophers have made between the Holocaust and the ongoing, hidden animal holocaust on which our economy is based.

The characters include an oblivious population, some malevolent individuals, awesome animals with supernatural aspects, a small human support group, and two brilliant and magical minority children who have the ability to force people to see what is right in front of them.