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A Laugh-Out-Loud Portal Fantasy about a Sarcastic Barista, Incompetent Gods, and a Quest for a Complaining Kazoo
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B. LeeAnn
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She spilled the coffee. She opened a portal. Now the fate of the cosmos depends on a cynical barista and a perpetually complaining kazoo.
Nikki is a master of the double-shot latte and the withering eye-roll. Her life revolves around overpriced caffeine, obscure conspiracy theories, and the soul-crushing monotony of her coffee shop job. She believes in aliens more than she believes in destiny. But when she accidentally spills a triple-shot espresso onto the newspaper image of an ancient petroglyph, her mundane world is ripped to shreds.
Poof.
She plummets into a bureaucratic Underworld run by a pantheon of incompetent deities more concerned with celestial budget cuts and misfiled paperwork than cosmic stability. Forget hellfire and damnation; this is an eternity of overflowing in-trays, divine talent shows, and soul-crushing regulations.
Mistaken for the ‘Chosen One’ from a suspiciously vague prophecy, Nikki’s grand mission isn't to slay a dragon or claim a holy sword. It's to retrieve the legendary Horn of Infinite Bureaucracy—which turns out to be a sentient, perpetually griping kazoo.
Armed with only her biting sarcasm and a desperate need for a decent cup of coffee, can Nikki:
Navigate a bizarre love triangle involving a dramatic minor god and a giant sentient mushroom?
Survive the crushing weight of inter-dimensional paperwork and an audit from the universe’s most pedantic inspector?
Prevent the complete collapse of reality before her caffeine withdrawal kicks in?
Perfect for fans of Terry Pratchett’s Discworld, Douglas Adams’ The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, and the bureaucratic absurdity of The Good Place. If you love laugh-out-loud portal fantasy, a snarky hero’s journey that’s more of a begrudging errand, and myths served with a generous shot of irreverent humor, you’ll love this fast-paced, riotously witty adventure.